Justin Bieber receives medal from the Canadian Prime Minister. (Real life is better than the Onion)

I’m honestly surprised this superhero never took off.

This New Hampshire couple beat and burned a third-year-old child and are still on the run. Do your thing Internet.

Insane, all of the planes currently in the air for holiday travel.

President Obama And McKayla Maroney Are Not Impressed

Amazing Bill O’Reilly talking point.

The story behind the disobedient German who didn’t a shit.

The Simpsons mocks Karl Rove.

Perhaps my favorite New York Post cover ever.

Hank the Cat takes third place in Virginia’s Senate race: